Chemistry is evil.
I give no reaction to this post.
I’d better keep an ion it
I’ve seen this post come up on my dash periodically.
I’m positive this comment won’t stay on here.
i’d make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon
This is sodium funny!
I just sit here sometimes like
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
I would pay more for a jacket with inside pockets just so I don’t have to carry a fucking bag round though
Real Christians are legitimately good people.
I think these are my favorite kind of religious protesters
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.